This is so phallic

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This is so phallic

Postby Dalya » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:06 am

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Re: This is so phallic

Postby Irock » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:57 pm

Ew.

A woman in my office who had weight loss surgery had been drinking these for weeks before someone pointed out to her how phallic they were:

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That's right folks, it's a PROTEIN SHOT. Her favorite flavor is vanilla. We had a lot of fun with that one.

ETA: Ew, and I just noticed how the lightning graphic kinda makes it look veiny.
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Re: This is so phallic

Postby Jan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:59 pm

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I like how it's ribbed, for yr banana eating pleasure...

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Re: This is so phallic

Postby monet2u » Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:54 pm

oh my that's pretty funny

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Re: This is so phallic

Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:10 pm

I have to wait until I get home to get permission from Bon to tell a story about something that was banana flavored/scented.

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Re: This is so phallic

Postby katie » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:51 pm

I have to wait until I get home to get permission from Bon to tell a story about something that was banana flavored/scented.
oh lol. if she won't let you tell, we're all going to make up stories that are WAY worse. ;)
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Re: This is so phallic

Postby aquaphase » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:33 am

I have to wait until I get home to get permission from Bon to tell a story about something that was banana flavored/scented.
oh lol. if she won't let you tell, we're all going to make up stories that are WAY worse. ;)
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Re: This is so phallic

Postby monet2u » Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:30 pm

HA! someone gave me a banana sling erm carrier the other day. However, since I was carrying the smallest purse I own, I asked them to carry it for me and then forgot to get it later. *le sigh* Now my bananas will be bruised and mushy. :(

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Re: This is so phallic

Postby katie » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:02 pm

HA! someone gave me a banana sling erm carrier the other day. However, since I was carrying the smallest purse I own, I asked them to carry it for me and then forgot to get it later. *le sigh* Now my bananas will be bruised and mushy. :(
...and you'll have nothing to masturbate with!
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Re: This is so phallic

Postby monet2u » Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:03 pm

HAHAHA

that's the least of my worries. I hate when my bananas get those brown marks and become mushy!


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