Craiglist makes me laugh

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Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby Dalya » Wed May 12, 2010 7:01 am

Someone posted a "Schwing" bike.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/bik/1736224746.html

P.S. I'm selling my Schwinn cruiser; let me know if you want it. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. It's awesome vintage-style, but I want a lightweight road bike instead.
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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby mere1975 » Wed May 12, 2010 1:47 pm

That makes me laugh, too!

I want a cruiser but Sam tells me I should get a lighter frame, too, so I can put it in the car or hang it from the garage ceiling like he does. So I guess I am out.

- Mere "it'll sell in no time, I bet" 1975

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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby mere1975 » Wed May 12, 2010 1:48 pm

Haha, searched for "lightweight cruiser" and found this.

- Mere "it could be kind of fun, I guess" 1975

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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby sam » Wed May 12, 2010 9:52 pm

Shouldn't a Schwing be listed under Casual Encounters? Or was that where you were looking and were surprised to find a bike listing?

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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby Steveums » Thu May 13, 2010 10:31 pm

Haha, searched for "lightweight cruiser" and found this.

- Mere "it could be kind of fun, I guess" 1975
in the same spirit as sam's above comment, i'm surprised you only found that when searching for "lightweight cruiser".

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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby Dalya » Sat May 15, 2010 6:39 pm

Shouldn't a Schwing be listed under Casual Encounters? Or was that where you were looking and were surprised to find a bike listing?
Hahaha

Or under 80s Nostalgia Paraphernalia?
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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby Irock » Sun May 16, 2010 3:10 am

Shouldn't a Schwing be listed under Casual Encounters? Or was that where you were looking and were surprised to find a bike listing?
Hahaha

Or under 80s Nostalgia Paraphernalia?
Wayne's World = 90s, youngun.
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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby Dalya » Wed May 19, 2010 8:09 am

Whatever, same craphole. The clothes were bad and the good music was rare, that's all I know.

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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby mere1975 » Wed May 19, 2010 1:49 pm

Uh oh, don't badmouth 90s music around these parts!

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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby Irock » Wed May 19, 2010 3:11 pm

Uh oh, don't badmouth 90s music around these parts!
Yea!

...or my electric blue Doc Marten's, for that matter.

And flannels / baggy jeans are comfy!
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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby mere1975 » Wed May 19, 2010 3:17 pm

I would also like to say that my babydoll dresses over leggings with Mary Janes looked pretty great back then. Especially when I wore the orange nubuck Mary Janes, thankyouverymuch.

The vests on the other hand. . . maybe not.

- Mere "Hi, I'm the one in the Ned's Atomic Dustbin t-shirt and Stussy sneakers among the TCU frat formal t-shirts, pearls and concho belts in early 90s Fort Worth" 1975

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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby katie » Wed May 19, 2010 3:37 pm

I would also like to say that my babydoll dresses over leggings with Mary Janes looked pretty great back then. Especially when I wore the orange nubuck Mary Janes, thankyouverymuch.
i did this like it was my job. and i agree with you all about the 90s, i was a big fan of the rocker/grungy thing. dalya's nuts, there was a ton of great shit happening in the 90s. there was also a ton of terrible shit happening then, but isn't there always?
dread stuff

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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby Irock » Wed May 19, 2010 5:16 pm

Ned's Atomic Dustbin t-shirt
Did your shirt say "NOT SLEEPING AROUND" in big letters on the front? Because mine did, and most people did not get that it was a song reference.
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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby mere1975 » Wed May 19, 2010 6:51 pm

No, mine asked, "Are you normal?" I remember getting all kinds of dumb remarks.

- Mere " :roll: " 1975

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Re: Craiglist makes me laugh

Postby aquaphase » Wed May 19, 2010 8:36 pm

Mine said "Kill Your Television." That, too, got lots of odd comments.
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