I have had heartburn for 2+ hours from eating a cinnamon raisin bagel. No butter or cream cheese. Just the bagel.
- Mere "wtmff?" 1975
You know how I know I am old?
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You know how I know I am old?
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Re: You know how I know I am old?
you know how i know you're gay is one of my favorite games to play. i think you know how i know you're old is going to be even awesomer, especially considering the frequency with which i make fun of justin and jason for being old.
but seriously folks, i hope your heartburn is better mere. not feeling good is the worst.
but seriously folks, i hope your heartburn is better mere. not feeling good is the worst.
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You 30somethings are soooo cute!
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one day a student came into my office, and she had been drawing and working on a poster with a blue felt-tipped pen, so her hands were blue. i said, 'looks like you're turning into a smurf!"
she looked at me puzzled. "What's a Smurf, Mr. Kyle?"
she looked at me puzzled. "What's a Smurf, Mr. Kyle?"
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Don't worry, they'll make a new half animated/half live-action smurf movie soon.
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You know how I know I'm old?
My fucking hip still hurts.
I watched Truth or Dare for the first time Friday night and realized I'm as old now as Modonna was when it was filmed.
My fucking hip still hurts.
I watched Truth or Dare for the first time Friday night and realized I'm as old now as Modonna was when it was filmed.
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Re: You know how I know I am old?
man, i get heartburn a lot of the time. it's horrible and annoying! it's improved since i limited my drinking quite severely, but that's not an acceptable solution!I have had heartburn for 2+ hours from eating a cinnamon raisin bagel. No butter or cream cheese. Just the bagel.
- Mere "wtmff?" 1975
just so you know that a lithe young thing like me (hah!) is rockin' the reflux club too.
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Weird. I have to watch that for my film class.
I watched Truth or Dare for the first time Friday night and realized I'm as old now as Modonna was when it was filmed.
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