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I find it peculiar that, on this day, I find out that the branch of my family long thought to be Irish, is in fact, not Irish at all. That makes me 0% Irish.

Which proves that Guinness is nurture and not nature, because I still love it.

Happy Get Drunk and do it Shittay Day!

i'm almost half irish and i hate guinness. i think it's definitely a nature/nurture combo (like most things). dark beer makes me want to die. and the half that's not mostly irish is all german, so i'm just disappointing my ancestors like woah.

GUINESS! I LOVES IT AFTER A SOCCER GAME! I LOVES IT BEFORE A SOCCER GAME! I LOVES IT ALL THE DANG TIME! I LOVES IT!
and i don't think i am irish. might be. mostly a 'mericun for a long time.