8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

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8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

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Re: 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

Postby Irock » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:48 pm

If the cat had a sword the dogs wouldn't stand a chance.
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Re: 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

Postby sam » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:02 pm

One of our dogs is an experienced tactician in biological warfare.

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Re: 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

Postby mere1975 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:46 pm

One of our dogs is an experienced tactician in biological warfare.
What he said.

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Re: 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

Postby katie » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:05 pm

9. feed justin enough arby's and you will eventually get that lethal nerve gas
dread stuff

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Re: 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

Postby aquaphase » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:20 pm

9. feed justin enough arby's and you will eventually get that lethal nerve gas
and "enough" isn't very much.
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Re: 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

Postby zenmomma » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:17 pm

I was thinking about this earlier today and work and wondering if cats fart.
We've had several over the years, but can't remember them stinking up the room.

Bowerses?

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Re: 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

Postby roach » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:27 pm

i want to high five a hamster.

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Re: 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

Postby katie » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:47 pm

cats fart. trust.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.

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Re: 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

Postby Jan » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:52 pm

I was thinking about this earlier today and work and wondering if cats fart.
We've had several over the years, but can't remember them stinking up the room.

Bowerses?
They do, silent and deadly ones. Then they have the contempt to look at you with disgust when you suggest that they would have done such a thing.

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Re: 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War

Postby katie » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:38 am

I was thinking about this earlier today and work and wondering if cats fart.
We've had several over the years, but can't remember them stinking up the room.

Bowerses?
They do, silent and deadly ones. Then they have the contempt to look at you with disgust when you suggest that they would have done such a thing.
ezra just smiles really big and looks very pleased with himself.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.


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