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HFS!:

Um, I only watched the first minute of that because - well it's fucked up. What'd I miss?

Do you get to see the second car? The one with a family in it? Then the paramedics arrive, helicopters, etc.

bloody bloody death!

Where's the headless torso, the baby in the floorboard and the floppy woman with the crushed skull wedged between two cars?

Was I the only one that attended a driver's ed that showed snuff films?

HFS is right -- I scanned through and kept waiting for the funny part but it never came!

I expressed my WTF/HFS dismay to Sam in person right now, and he said, "What? I didn't put a smiley face after it. Who said it would be funny?"

Je-sus.

- Mere "'I want my mummy and daddy to wake up'" 1975

P.S.
Maybe we need a new category for startlingly realistic blood and gore videos??

P.P.S.
I thought it would have been good if the school chum she was texting had been in the other carrrrrrrrr!

Something less serious:

We, the unfortunate English speakers, have been cheated. The spanish version wins.

we were rocking the chicken song in espanol at work yesterday.

is it just me or do those little people get pretty close to that woman's vagina?

wow....calvin klein ads just really push the envelope these days!










mr 'i found out this afternoon that one of my students died last night in a car accident, and somehow that line i just came up with has made me feel better in an odd way' j

HFS!:

Fucking hell!