Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

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Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby sam » Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:15 pm

HFS!:


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Re: Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby Irock » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:55 am

Um, I only watched the first minute of that because - well it's fucked up. What'd I miss?
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Re: Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby sam » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:13 pm

Do you get to see the second car? The one with a family in it? Then the paramedics arrive, helicopters, etc.

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Re: Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby roach » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:23 pm

bloody bloody death!

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Re: Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:50 pm

Where's the headless torso, the baby in the floorboard and the floppy woman with the crushed skull wedged between two cars?

Was I the only one that attended a driver's ed that showed snuff films?

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Re: Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby mere1975 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:15 am

HFS is right -- I scanned through and kept waiting for the funny part but it never came!

I expressed my WTF/HFS dismay to Sam in person right now, and he said, "What? I didn't put a smiley face after it. Who said it would be funny?"

Je-sus.

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Maybe we need a new category for startlingly realistic blood and gore videos??

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I thought it would have been good if the school chum she was texting had been in the other carrrrrrrrr!

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Re: Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby sam » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:40 pm

Something less serious:


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Re: Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:22 pm

We, the unfortunate English speakers, have been cheated. The spanish version wins.

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Re: Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby roach » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:09 pm

we were rocking the chicken song in espanol at work yesterday.

is it just me or do those little people get pretty close to that woman's vagina?

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Re: Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby mr_j » Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:51 am

wow....calvin klein ads just really push the envelope these days!










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Re: Blood on the Highway for 21st Century

Postby Jan » Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:18 pm

HFS!:

Fucking hell! :(


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