catharsis thread

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catharsis thread

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:51 am

oh my god

i sold every waking moment of what was going to be the best summer of my life for $4000 over several bi-weekly installment payments

i have nothing else to show for it, learned nothing and never want to see any of my coworkers again

i have eight days left, during which we have to put together a battle of the bands with no equipment and no budget

i finally realized work is suicide
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Re: catharsis thread

Postby squeezle » Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:03 pm

today, my boy, you became a man
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Re: catharsis thread

Postby mere1975 » Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:25 pm

At least you're working on some battle of the bands!

Here's me.
i have eight days left, during which we have to put together AN EMPLOYEE AWARDS EVENT with no equipment and no budget
or
i have eight days left, during which we have to put together A PUBLICATION THAT NO ONE WILL READ with no equipment and no budget
or
i have eight days left, during which we have to put together A REPORT ON WRONG-WAY DRIVERS with no equipment and no budget
. . . and I have a "fun job."

Sorry.

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