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some company is building a surveillance blimp in port huron, across the river from where i live. it's being outfitted with a million-dollar camera that can spot a boat's name from 9 miles away. they're testing it out and it hovers over my city, right on the other side of the border.

they're trying to sell it to the department of homeland security. because of your crazy fucking bullshit, america, i live in the shadow of a crazy nazi spy blimp. fuck your military-industrial complex, seriously.

Only a million for the camera? That can't be for the US government. I'm sure it's billion.

boo-fuckin-hoo. We had these in New Mexico the entire time I was growing up. A combo of DEA and Border Patrol.

I had to live through Alanis Morrisette, you can deal with one little (big, whatevs) blimp.

do you live in canada or korea? i'm confused.

The Blimp stays until Canada officially apologises to the world for Nickelback. The choice is yours.

The Blimp stays until Canada officially apologises to the world for Nickelback. The choice is yours.

i concur with this statement.

Chris, I guess you'll be part of the mass mooning of the blimp?

is it to keep americans out or to keep canadians in?

blimp? what the fuck? is this 1981? the rose bowl?

Chris, I guess you'll be part of the mass mooning of the blimp?

Yes.

Have you ever tried lighting a fart?

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