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more stupid shit white people do.

Postby roach » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:30 pm

I put it up there with the "surprise" first dances.



edit:now that i see the end, i think it maybe was just a huge cover up that the bride's dad left the dumb ass family years ago and she has no one to give her away.

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Postby Irock » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:17 pm

edit:now that i see the end, i think it maybe was just a huge cover up that the bride's dad left the dumb ass family years ago and she has no one to give her away.
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Re: more stupid shit white people do.

Postby aquaphase » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:12 am

My thoughts on this vid:

1. Best wedding procession evar! This is a wedding I would have wanted to be a part of.

2. I was surprised that Katie Holmes, Katherine Heigl, Amy Adams, etc. did not pop up at some point since this was obviously the next chick-at-a-wedding money grabber from Summer/Fall 2010.

3. Very disappointed that both they used Chris Brown music and there was no "worm" down the aisle.

4. Brown tuxes?!?!? seriously?

5. If I can find the pics to the Chicago wedding I was in, I can show you dancing that just about got us chucked out of town.
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Re: more stupid shit white people do.

Postby roach » Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:05 am

i didn't really know who chris brown was till he had to tell his bitch twice. then i didn't know his music till this video. i need to pay attention more.

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Postby katie » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:22 am

i didn't really know who chris brown was till he had to tell his bitch twice. then i didn't know his music till this video. i need to pay attention more.
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Re: more stupid shit white people do.

Postby James » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:29 am

my boss sent me this video because apparently one of the dancers reminded him of me. I think it's the sunglasses, but I'm considerably taller and not as wide. I can walk on my hands though...
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Postby mr_j » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:42 pm

i would totally do this for my matrimony. but i'd need to have an elevated BAC to do so.
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Postby monet2u » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:44 pm

pretty cute. do people seriously still have that many people in their wedding tho? gosh. I'm guessing the parents were like "are you freakin' crazy? you can walk yourself down that aisle!" hahaha

oh yeah the guys outfits...not so nice. but the girls dresses were super cute.

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Re: more stupid shit white people do.

Postby mere1975 » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:51 pm

I knew this song from the Doublemint gum commercial, but didn't really know it was based on an actual song of his.

- Mere "wonder if this video craze will help revive Chris Brown's career at all" 1975

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Postby mr_j » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:53 pm

it's like the grooms are all dressed like E!

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Postby mere1975 » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:56 pm

You know, watching it again, I do like this and the fact that they're having fun. . . I just wouldn't want the actual ceremony to seem like a letdown after a big entrance.

It reminds me of when I'd have to play jock jams and loud music to pump up the crowd of 300 employees before a town hall meeting -- and then the speakers would get up and talk about 4th quarter earnings and the new dress code policy.

- Mere "they should have done an awesome recessional dance leaving the ceremony" 1975

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Re: more stupid shit white people do.

Postby monet2u » Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:44 pm

it's like the grooms are all dressed like E!

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more like les nesman from wkrp.

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Postby Irock » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:06 pm

I didn't know who Brown was before "the incident" either, and I only knew this was his song because I heard Wrigley's was considering taking the commercial off the air (or they did?) after "the incident."
pretty cute. do people seriously still have that many people in their wedding tho?
It looked to me like the same people were running around and coming back in, but yeah if not - waaay too big a party for me.
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Re: more stupid shit white people do.

Postby ifihadahifi » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:45 am

This vid puts a lump in my throat every damn time. I absolutely dig it.
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Re: more stupid shit white people do.

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:35 pm

WHITE PEOPLE JOKE

what's twelve inches and white?

nothing
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