A joke

[Jan]

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they get absoultely fucked on whiskey and beer.
The giraffe is a bit of a light weight so he falls off the bar stool and ends up falling asleep on the floor.
This is nothing new to the man as his giraffe mate always gets so hammered and falls asleep in bars.
The man has had enough so he gets up and makes his way towards the door to leave.
The bar man shouts to him "Hey min! You can't leave that lying here", pointing at the giraffe on his floor.

To the this the man replies "he's nay a fucking lion, he's a giraffe".


Great stuff, can anyone beat that?

[ree-ree]

Yeeouch! That was painful.