I know there's a dollar in here... somewhere.

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I know there's a dollar in here... somewhere.

Postby roach » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:07 pm

This picture is kinda awesome. Taken during the Knicks-Cavs game.

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Postby Phyllis » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:17 pm

if you are a famous rich person, why would you carry that much cash on you? do you just WANT to get mugged or what
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Postby monet2u » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:21 pm

they pay with cash, that' actually better tbh. plus they buy really expensive things (usually) so lots of cash seems like a good idea.

and I just jealous I don't have a wad of cash like that :(

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Postby Phyllis » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:30 pm

why not a debit/credit card? if someone robs you/you lose it you can cancel it. if you lose a wad of cash it's gone forever.

if i had that much money, i would be WAY too nervous to just carry it around.
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:04 pm

if i had that kind of money i would carry it in sort of a bandolier, like, strapped to my chest in wads of one thousand
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Re: I know there's a dollar in here... somewhere.

Postby katie » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:29 pm

why not a debit/credit card? if someone robs you/you lose it you can cancel it. if you lose a wad of cash it's gone forever.

if i had that much money, i would be WAY too nervous to just carry it around.
because cash is easier to buy illegal things with. there's no record of the transaction taking place. also, cash is easier to not report to the government as money you have so as to avoid paying taxes on it. puff daddy has enough bodyguards/guns to not really worry about getting mugged.
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Re: I know there's a dollar in here... somewhere.

Postby Irock » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:53 pm

I vote he carries all that cash because he's insecure and it's a status symbol.
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Postby Phyllis » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:25 pm

I vote he carries all that cash because he's insecure and it's a status symbol.
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Re: I know there's a dollar in here... somewhere.

Postby roach » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:46 pm

I want to be that insecure. please.

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Postby monet2u » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:42 pm

why not a debit/credit card? if someone robs you/you lose it you can cancel it. if you lose a wad of cash it's gone forever.

if i had that much money, i would be WAY too nervous to just carry it around.

anyway, he's got like umpteen bodyguards with guns so it would see with all the court dates they have to make because of shootings at clubs etc.

Edit: yeah what katie said. :lol:

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Postby Irock » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:17 am

You guys really think he still gets into that much illegal shit? I just think he's smart enough to insulate himself from that. He's just upholding an image. Insecure may have been the word, though it's in the neighborhood.
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Re: I know there's a dollar in here... somewhere.

Postby Sybil » Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:30 am

I vote he carries all that cash because he's insecure and it's a status symbol.
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Re: I know there's a dollar in here... somewhere.

Postby sam » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:37 pm

I just like the look of concentration. He's worth over $300M, so really, that is pocket change.

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Re: I know there's a dollar in here... somewhere.

Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:44 pm

I have a friend that worked as an assistant to Ross Perot. It was her job to assure there was $5k in cash in his wallet every morning for, you know, incidentals and stuff.

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Re: I know there's a dollar in here... somewhere.

Postby monet2u » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:38 pm

I have a friend that worked as an assistant to Ross Perot. It was her job to assure there was $5k in cash in his wallet every morning for, you know, incidentals and stuff.

That's what I'm talking about.


But wait, he's sort of a slight Mr. Burns type of fella, isn't he? I mean that sort of pocket money would surely weigh him down.


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