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whining. and whining.

I saw this today, she's just so full of shit she doesn't even know who to blame, it's Kouric's fault because they edited her, but it's McCain's fault because he forced her to talk to Kouric in the first place. And Obama's family is off limits but hers isn't? What was that media FRENZY around their first day of school then? If those girls are so off-limits then why do I know that they were served zucchini bread at lunch? That bullshit about her not being Tripp's mom was taken seriously by NO mass media outlet.

AND ANOTHER THING (because I have a shitty day and now I'd directing all my anger at this lady)!

I hear that Coulter person yesterday claim that Dems were *destroying this county* (!!!) with their "culture of victims" (because did you know, btw, that being a victim that imposes on the rights of your oppressors?) I have never seen anyone WISH so God-damned much that they were a victim.

Oh oh oh!!! And Kouric / Fey capitalized on *her* fame. Totally. Because Fey would be scrubbing toiilets right now if it weren't for Sarahh fucking Palin.
Ok, I'm turning the computer off now.

HOLY SHIT THERE ARE RUMORS ABOUT A POLITICIAN?!?!?!1 poor sarah palin people are talking about her family.

well guess what. that's what you get when you're a POLITICIAN. especially one who was running for vice president of the u.s. why don't you suck it up you fucking baby. god damn i can't stand this stupid woman. and this is just my reaction in the first ten seconds.

"well gee i'm totally on tv all the time and i don't know why people would tell lies about me good golly gosh no one ever told lies about any other politician it's sexism maverick"

yeah that's an exact quote, people. and without punctuation because that is how she talks.

also:

THIS JUST IN: anonymous bloggers are better than the sources fox "news" uses. they usually go find an 8 year old on the street and just go off whatever he says. that's pretty much how it goes.

also she used a BIIIG word. absurd.

"it's quite absurd. lol. absurd. y'know, i saw that on a sign the other day. i think i did. i don't know. y'know i like to brutally kill wolves and meese from helicopters yet i don't want women to have the ability to make decisions about their own bodies. that's really somethin' don't y'know. also meese. lol. meese. you betcha"

again, I'M QUOTING WORD FOR WORD PEOPLE. from anonymous bloggers.

ok so let me get something straight.

the media is somehow sexist when they report things without going "one step further" to get the facts, yet she won't let them interview her like ever. what is this like her 3rd interview?

HEY CUNT GO BACK IN YOUR FUCKING CAVE AND STOP MAKING WOMEN LOOK BAD YOU FUCKING TWATFACE.
or go buy some more valentino with money that isn't yours and give it all to "charity" you busfucker.
gawd damn

shall i reiterate:

As much as this woman infuriates me, as much as I want her 15 minutes to be over and for her to disappear, as much as I want to chuck my shoes at her head, or shoot and field dress her...still, she's arguably one of the best things that ever happened to the Democratic party. So, whine on you crazy Sarah!

Sy "only made it to the 1:09 mark in that video" bil

palin/jindal 2012

i am a registered member of teamsarah.org and plan to marry an american in time for the next election

NEOCON DANCE PARTY

I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YA PEW PEW PEW

ok wow you folks get up EARLY!

Ok maybe I'm running late cuz 1. I'm still a bit sick with the cold and 2. despite #1 I went to a show I had tix for last night that ran late...but I did leave before it was over cuz I'm sick and all.


oh yeah and SARAH PALIN STILL SUCKS IT!

I like it when you guys get fired up about things I agree with, and you're all frustrated but hilarious.

- Mere "Forkers: frustrated and hilarious" 1975

- Mere "Forkers: frustrated and hilarious" 1975

this needs to go on a t-shirt.