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Postby Devdog » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:11 pm

who needs a piece of paper and a fancy ceremony to declare their love?
The IRS if you want a tax break.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:13 pm

who needs a piece of paper and a fancy ceremony to declare their love?
We did.

She was an illegal alien at the time and I wanted her to stay forever.

(And yeah, we've considered going in with the immigrant marches waving a Canadian flag!)

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Postby monet2u » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:14 pm

I resent being called jailbait. It's only illegal if you get caught...
slash in Massachusetts, the legal age of consent is 16. and i'm only 21, so it's not a huge difference. come to mass, and you can sow your seed legally, homes.
you'd be best to remember what happened the last time a jedi master fell in love---mark hamill was created!

*le sigh*

mister 'jackie..how YOU doin' joseph
oh now you want me back, when the young hot girlie disses your butt? :roll:

where's roach????? he'd never dis me like that. he'd just try for a 3some. :lol:

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Postby mr_j » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:18 pm


oh now you want me back, when the young hot girlie disses your butt? :roll:
um...do i have to bring up your thing with josh homme? i'm due!

where's roach????? he'd never dis me like that. he'd just try for a 3some. :lol:
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:19 pm

I resent being called jailbait. It's only illegal if you get caught...
slash in Massachusetts, the legal age of consent is 16. and i'm only 21, so it's not a huge difference. come to mass, and you can sow your seed legally, homes.
8)
i'm the law of the land, i got ga-ga-ga-ga-guh-guh-girls on the command

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Postby katie » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:26 pm

hey, i'm cool with other people getting married. if it's your thing, then do it up. it's just not something i feel i need. maybe i will later in life, but for right now, i'm cool riding the unmarried train.
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Postby monet2u » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:26 pm


oh now you want me back, when the young hot girlie disses your butt? :roll:
um...do i have to bring up your thing with josh homme? i'm due!

where's roach????? he'd never dis me like that. he'd just try for a 3some. :lol:
if you have to ask, you probably don't want to know! pedals1

fine fine...tit for tat and yeah you're right...roach is probably off being supa dupa naughty somewhere...


so I guess back to your original question....me and my babymaker are doing just fine thanks for asking :wink:

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Postby mr_j » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:29 pm

hey, i'm cool with other people getting married. if it's your thing, then do it up. it's just not something i feel i need. maybe i will later in life, but for right now, i'm cool riding the unmarried train.
ah, it's cool. and i don't know if you're at the point where you'd be able to warm my cold, cold heart. i'm a wild stallion and a complicated man....
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Postby monet2u » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:30 pm

hey, i'm cool with other people getting married. if it's your thing, then do it up. it's just not something i feel i need. maybe i will later in life, but for right now, i'm cool riding the unmarried train.
ah, it's cool. and i don't know if you're at the point where you'd be able to warm my cold, cold heart. i'm a wild stallion and a complicated man....
I'm sorry did I just laugh out loud? :lol: :lol: :P

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Postby Irock » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:56 pm

AHEM!

I would like to point out that:

1. I HAVE a job
2. I am not jail bait anywhere
3. I called Katie a vixxen MONTHS ago before you suckas caught on,
4. I love Mass (well, Boston anyway)
5. I'm the one who told her were to find us
and
6. I couldn't even marry her in most states if we tried.

Katie and I are clearly perfect for each other, get lost.

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Postby katie » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:57 pm

aaaaaand sunny wins the forum. <3
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Postby mere1975 » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:19 pm

(You know the thought of girl-on-girl lovin' just won over the heart of every man on this forum. I mean, the unspoken for guys.)

- Mere "learned that 'lesbians' attract the most guys when my friends made me go to dance clubs with them in college" 1975

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:22 pm

aaaaaand sunny wins the forum. <3
:cry:












... hey Mere, ever wanted to have an illicit relationship with someone half your age?
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Postby katie » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:24 pm

aaaaaand sunny wins the forum. <3
:cry:

... hey Mere, ever wanted to have an illicit relationship with someone half your age?
hey! i said she won the forum, not my heart! chin up, charlie, no need to frown.

ima "you don't want a girl post-breakup anyways, it's called a 'rebound' and it's bad news bears for all involved" polyphone
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Postby Dalya » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:25 pm

mere likes the lumberjack/architect type.
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