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and that he needs to get a J.O.B.ya know, mr. j is kinda due, and what with his move towards a concrete job, he's becoming more and more of a catch! goodbye, boulevard of broken dreams, hello, respectable street!
did i hear you right.... are you argeeing that you need to get laid?
yeah!didn't you learn your lesson about those fickle forum girls? theyll break your heart every time.I'm happily unmarried.
And "pretty" doesn't even start to describe you. You're outa sight, dame.
if me mentioning this today is, in part, the contributing factor to the creation of Wee the Second or Boy number Two, I respectfully request you give credit where credit is due. If it's a boy, name him Joseph. If it's a girl, name her Mister.Some kind of verb.
Some kind of moving thing.
Something unseen.
Some hand is motioning.
(my wife is "Bonnie" and I call her Super Bon Bon when we're feeling groovy. We looooooooove that song!)
well i will admit that nerf has that 'bad boy' thing going on, and i can't compete with that. chris is jailbait, so, you know, i don't want you to be guilty of anything inappropriate. and you don't have to worry about that weird mental picture coming true; i'm down with the Naz, and that's not what i'm about, ya know--at least not while it's unofficial. as a great man once wrote 'no no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding ring"well, i will say that nerf won points because he called me dame and it made me feel all classy and shit. mr. j has the mature older man thing going on which we all know i love, but he said it was time for him to "go through" and that gave me a weird mental picture of mr. j riding a plow through my vagina.
you haven't heard my take on marriage, have you? it's very progressive--a fact that's oft overlooked due to my generally conservative beliefs.haaaa. j, you'll be waiting a long time. marriage is a no-go for this gal! so i guess i'm down to the bad boy and the jailbait, eh?
ima "loving the fact that i'm now the forum slut" polyphone
I resent being called jailbait. It's only illegal if you get caught...haaaa. j, you'll be waiting a long time. marriage is a no-go for this gal! so i guess i'm down to the bad boy and the jailbait, eh?
ima "loving the fact that i'm now the forum slut" polyphone
slash in Massachusetts, the legal age of consent is 16. and i'm only 21, so it's not a huge difference. come to mass, and you can sow your seed legally, homes.I resent being called jailbait. It's only illegal if you get caught...
you'd be best to remember what happened the last time a jedi master fell in love---mark hamill was created!slash in Massachusetts, the legal age of consent is 16. and i'm only 21, so it's not a huge difference. come to mass, and you can sow your seed legally, homes.I resent being called jailbait. It's only illegal if you get caught...
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