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Postby Dutch » Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:04 pm

i need to change these lenses, i thought that said filet klingon.
Did I mispell that?

*looks again*

oop. So I did.
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Postby jedistardust » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:11 am

So it's settled. jedistardust has a Bacon Number of 2. Just like Bowie! How about that?

pretty sweet I say 8)

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Postby Steveums » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:31 pm

I like white cheddar, English Cheddar, Irish Cheddar, Double Glouschter, Monterry Jack, Aged Baby Swiss, cream cheese, Neufatchel, Edom, Boursin, Mozzerella, Ricotta, Romano, Parmesan Reggiano, Manchego, Camembert, goat cheese, Feta...
Ohhh yeahh. You might not like onions, but you have a gooood taste in cheese for a poor cheese-deprived american. Nice to see Manchego there. You can't go wrong with sheep's milk!


I thought bacon would be my veggie downfall too, but now I'm in the mindset it doesn't actually entice me any more. woo!

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Postby katie » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:50 pm

ughhh. bacon is not the most perfect food ever. in fact, i am appalled that you people rank it higher than chicken. i could be a vegetarian were it not for chicken. and i could NEVER be vegan cause goddammit, i love my cheese!
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Postby Dalya » Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:32 pm

clearly water is the most perfect substance on earth and all of you are fools for thinking a hormone-stuffed pigs ass is better.

i cant wait till camp is over and i can go back to being veggie. i miss not having bovine growth hormone in my blood stream.
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Postby sam » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:42 am

...i miss not having bovine growth hormone in my blood stream.
No shit, it makes my boobs nice and plump.

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Postby Dutch » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:20 am

you have a gooood taste in cheese for a poor cheese-deprived american.
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Re: bacon

Postby lennon » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:24 pm

from hence forward, bacon shall be deemed the most perfect food.
it's been the downfall of many a vegetarian.

and for those who think i'm being clever in that internet kind of way, i'm totally not. it's what did me in, and so many of the ex-vegs i know say the same thing....it's hard to give up the bacon. its the perfect meat. it's hard to let it go.
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Postby Dalya » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:06 am

pfff. fuck off. its easier for guys to be vegetarians. you dont loose half your nutrients (namely iron) in a tampon every month. i'm sure youd start eating carcases if you got bronchitis twice in one month.
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Postby mere1975 » Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:25 pm

pfff. fuck off. its easier for guys to be vegetarians. you dont loose half your nutrients (namely iron) in a tampon every month. i'm sure youd start eating carcases if you got bronchitis twice in one month.
Yes. I eat bacon because I get my period.

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Postby lennon » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:31 pm

pfff. fuck off. its easier for guys to be vegetarians. you dont loose half your nutrients (namely iron) in a tampon every month. i'm sure youd start eating carcases if you got bronchitis twice in one month.
pfff yourself! last time i checked the grocery store shelves were full of supplements, even iron. not an excuse if it meant something to ya.

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Postby Rebecca » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:38 pm

I've been sick for the last three days, eating nothing but soup and toast and crackers... and all I can think about is a big juicy bacon cheeseburger with curly fries and maybe a milkshake.

This thread isn't helping. :shock:

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Postby roach » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:05 pm

it makes me sad when i go somewhere like jack in the box or any fast food joint wanting a bacon something and they put on a slab of that boiled ass bacon. i want crunch with my bacon. damnit.

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Postby katie » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:11 pm

pfff yourself! last time i checked the grocery store shelves were full of supplements, even iron. not an excuse if it meant something to ya.
some people can't take supplements, though. i was on a calcium supplement because i'm lactose intolerant and it triggered seizures. blugh. so now i have to have dairy products even though they make me sick to avoid osteoporosis and my lovely petit mal seizures.
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Postby James » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:03 pm

guinness is chock full o' iron.
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