Fucking Ducks
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Fucking Ducks
8 little ducklings got stuck in out pool
so i built a duck ramp
and herded the ducks toward it
until one brave duckling figured it out
and the rest followed
then they we so tired from swimming all day that they fell asleep on the spot
so i built a duck ramp
and herded the ducks toward it
until one brave duckling figured it out
and the rest followed
then they we so tired from swimming all day that they fell asleep on the spot
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Mere "hope deserves money" 1975
Mere "hope deserves money" 1975
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Our house is next to several creeks. As such, we typically have foxes, skunks, raccoons, ducks, oppossums or other small creatures frolicking around. The ducks are gone now (they left near twilight), but I think squeezle is going to be running a duckie daycamp for the rest of the summer.ok for starters...you have a POOL! damn
and those ducks are so cute. where did they come from? how did they find your pool? crazy.
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I hope your ducks are smarter/neater than the ones where we lived in Louisiana. I took care of our neighbors' pool while they were in Texas and their house was on the market. Those bayou ducks pooped on the side and in the pool and I even found a duck egg on the bottom once when I was cleaning it.I WANT DUCKS IN MY BACKYARD!!!
- Mere "the birds have been going nuts for the food Sam put out there this week. . . no baby ducklings though" 1975
formerly known as valentine (and who lives in WEST Fort Worth)
Hell I'm moving in next to you.I hope your ducks are smarter/neater than the ones where we lived in Louisiana. I took care of our neighbors' pool while they were in Texas and their house was on the market. Those bayou ducks pooped on the side and in the pool and I even found a duck egg on the bottom once when I was cleaning it.I WANT DUCKS IN MY BACKYARD!!!
- Mere "the birds have been going nuts for the food Sam put out there this week. . . no baby ducklings though" 1975
i "Tracy's a REALLY good neighbor, I clean pools for no one." rock
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