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Postby sam » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:17 am


If you add a little water from the garden hose it's a "Warm David".
Our garden hose water was always the coldest out of anything
Oh god, that reminds me of turning the hose on for some water after mowing the lawn as a kid. I would always forget to let the water that had been sitting in the hose run all the way out and get a mouthful of hot stank-ass shit water. Then the good cool kind.

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Postby ree-ree » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:15 am


Our garden hose water was always the coldest out of anything
Except when it was laying on the cement in the sun for way too long - -yowza, that first lipburner hurt.
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Postby aquaphase » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:21 am

or if you lived in fucking New Mexico. If it wasn't snakes and scorpions in the damn hose, it was lava hot steam/water that would take the skin right off of your legs (I'm not kidding).
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Postby Dutch » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:17 am

or if you lived in fucking New Mexico. If it wasn't snakes and scorpions in the damn hose, it was lava hot steam/water that would take the skin right off of your legs (I'm not kidding).
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Postby jedistardust » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:43 am

interesting, never had any of those experiences, but I'll keep them in mind


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