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I have a *great* idea

Postby Jan » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:06 pm

All I need is a Giraffe and 2 pairs of rollerskates.

Giraffe + (rollerskates * 2 ) = Lots of crazy hi jinks

Now, where to go about buying or possibly renting a Giraffe. I feel that the rollerskates will not be too hard to come by, but I will have to research the size of a Giraffe's feet.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:29 pm

I don't know about renting or buying... but I know where you can steal one.

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Postby Dogatron » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:33 pm

if you can't get a giraffe you can always try Danny...his gingerness could lead to lots of crazy hijinx
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Postby sam » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:54 pm

After completing this experiment, you could also add "Giraffe Wrangler" to the resume. That should stand out on Monster.

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Postby monet2u » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:56 pm

if you can't get a giraffe you can always try Danny...his gingerness could lead to lots of crazy hijinx
I'm gonna start a campaign in the UK to stop the ginger hating...for shame.


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