Forking Devil!

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Forking Devil!

Postby shen » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:23 am

I was babysitting the neighbor's kids, and the (shy) seven year old said this:
If I kill myself, I go to hell, but if a bad guy kills me, i go to heaven.
Heaven is god's and, the devil, um.. he has like a, uh... fork.
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Now I've seen a blue beginning
And I've seen a blue 'the end'
Set the scene for seaward swimming
Dim the stage again

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