Steveums in America: a guide

[James]

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Tipping at restaurants is expected. The service will astound you, especially in Dallas, which is probably the restaurant capital of the world. 15% is a minimum, 20-25% for good to exceptional service.

Whoaaaah. That is a big tip. Right, I'm not taking my hosts out to dinner anymore

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It's still cheaper than the UK. Much. And you get free soft drink refills in most places.

[sam]

Or, at the very least, the mega Waffle House breakfast.

at 3am! We can play the Waffle House song.

If you know what's good for you, do not play any of the Waffle House songs. We got all but threatened with death once in school for doing that.

[aquaphase]

Or, at the very least, the mega Waffle House breakfast.

at 3am! We can play the Waffle House song.

If you know what's good for you, do not play any of the Waffle House songs. We got all but threatened with death once in school for doing that.

WHAAAAT!?!?!?!?!

one of our favorite things here at work is to hit the Waffle House and play the "Special Lady" song on the jukebox.

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[Steveums]

WHAAAAT!?!?!?!?!

one of our favorite things here at work is to hit the Waffle House and play the "Special Lady" song on the jukebox.

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The subtle lyrical complexities of Waffle House Thank You are outstanding, to say the least.

[sam]

at 3am! We can play the Waffle House song.

If you know what's good for you, do not play any of the Waffle House songs. We got all but threatened with death once in school for doing that.

WHAAAAT!?!?!?!?!

one of our favorite things here at work is to hit the Waffle House and play the "Special Lady" song on the jukebox.

Requisite Reference Material
(click on the song name to hear)

It was the WH workers who were pissed. We were there studying sometime around 1 or 2 in the morning and this girl put two or three songs on the jukebox just because the names sounded cute. They all stared at us for a good five minutes.

[shen]

I'd like to take you around!

and about walking... i love walking too, but everything is so spread out. i still do sometimes, but i guess i'm tolerant to the heat.

definately go for some tex mex, but i'm afraid if you're not used to it it could make you sick. (theres medicine to prevent that, actually)

and hey guys, i've never heard so much about sunscreen in my life! it makes me afraid to leave the US.. will i become very pale?

[ifihadahifi]

Ready for another British invasion? If you know what I mean.

[mere1975]

Ready for another British invasion? If you know what I mean.

= Steveums at Good Records

- Mere "was that girl Claire from Lost, but with brown hair??" 1975

[aquaphase]

RULE #1:
Stay away from backwoods psychos

(reference Deliverance, Misery, Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th, etc.)

[ifihadahifi]

(reference Deliverance, Misery, Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th, etc.)

(Without A Paddle)

[Irock]

I have to back Sam up here. I have it on good authority from WH waitresses that they hate all Waffle House songs. If you get really bad service there, the ultimate revenge is not a bad tip, but to put in a few bucks and play all those songs as you're leaving.

[sam]

RULE #1:
Stay away from backwoods psychos

But then you'll never find out how much fun it is to be a backwoods psycho.

[Dalya]

As for beer, stick with European beer. Most American beer is shit.

NO, stick with mexican beer! XX (Dos Equis) and Negro Modela all the way! put a little lime in it. Mmmmm....

[roach]

Ready for another British invasion? If you know what I mean.

maybe she just doens't like black guys.

[roach]

As for beer, stick with European beer. Most American beer is shit.

NO, stick with mexican beer! XX (Dos Equis) and Negro Modela all the way! put a little lime in it. Mmmmm....

pacifico is yummy too. OH, you have to go to the beer barn by my house. even if slutty latina girls aren't your thing, you still must see this junk!