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on my car prayers. it squeaks and grinds and is 10 years old so I fear it will die but it's probably OK.

looking forward to any albums coming out soon?

I don't even know of any albums coming out to look forward to. The last two that I was have disappointed (Dawes & Gillian Welch).

Pedal steel guitar, yeah or nay?

Yeah.

Banjo -- si o no?

- Mere "want to go listen to some Travis" 1975

Sure. Why not.

Is there any way possible for a grown man to look cool while sitting on the sidewalk?

haven't really thought about it till now, the visual is not looking all that cool. maybe if you don't shower for a couple weeks and are smoking a cigarette and have a well worn dog at your side it could be passable, but probably not cool.

are you into your second act yet?

ro"always sunny was full of goodness this week, 2nd act"ach

I think I'm still in act one. I think act 2 would take something big like a baby or a divorce or a career change. Not that I'm thinking of babies or divorces. Just some examples.

Do you sunburn easily?

Sadly, I do. I always thought, "THIS will be the summer that I get a tan" when I was in middle school and high school, but it never happened. Now I wish I had just stayed white instead of trying and getting burned.

If you could choose how you die, how would you like to go?

- Mere "shot down in a blaze of glory?" 1975

with a smile on my face and a song in my heart.

what are your plans for Christmas this year?

My main plan is to visit the girlfriend's family and eat lots of festive meat. Nom!

- What is yr favourite film of the year?

I think I'd have to say Planet of the Apes, which is an odd choice for me, as i normally like depressing artsy movies. Maybe my tastes are getting more mainstream, but damn I love that movie, it's so well done.

Did you ever try to use old CDs to decorate a wall / make a lamp / any such thing?

No, but I did make those bowls that one time out of old vinyl records. I was just thinking of making a cupcake stand out of records and plastic cups, too.

What's the last thing you made?

- Mere "don't say poop" 1975

just baked a loaf of bread, kitchen smells great

what are your holiday plans this year?

We'll probably have the kids fly home from university. And then nothing else because we'll blow the budget on Christmas airfare.

How do you like your eggs?

Benedict.


Why is everything going crazy?

It's all cyclical, I suppose. We never learn.

When was the last time you pulled an all-nighter?