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Postby mere1975 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:39 pm

Hi!

- Mere "I slept on your floor" 1975

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Postby roach » Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:49 pm

I slept on his mom!!!

OHHHHH BUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!

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Postby Dally Wally » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:51 pm

no inside jokes or things that i dont understand. *double throat punch*

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Postby roach » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:24 am

you'll learn soon enough. if he would stop "painting" his "studio" and get on the damned computer.

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Postby mere1975 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:11 am

no inside jokes or things that i dont understand.

No, really.

I slept on his floor.

- Mere "when I went to Austin City Limits and my friend since 1992 told me 4 days ahead that her house would be too full for us after all" 1975

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awww yeah

Postby albino rhino » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:09 am

Yeah, many have slept on my floor... and jason has slept on my mom. Oh and by the way Mere, sorry for the night my girlfriend came over... I didn't know anyone was asleep in the living room... my bad.

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oh yeah

Postby albino rhino » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:30 am

... sorry Sam also... but not Jason.... Jason can only feel sorry for himself. :P

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Postby roach » Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:44 pm

he's only sorry because he screams my name when he makes that sweet love to his lady friend. it's only strange the first 7 or 8 times.

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whatever

Postby albino rhino » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:00 pm

your mom is strange the first seven times... BURN!!!!

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Re: whatever

Postby mere1975 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:07 pm

your mom is strange the first seven times... BURN!!!!

Ooooooooh, that IS a burn.

Yo mama jokes make me laugh every time.

- Mere "no need to apologize -- I was just hanging out watching Rob's TiVo and sleeping like a baby after those long days at Zilker Park. . . which makes me realize it was probably very rude of me to watch his saved programs on TiVo. Is that like going through someone's email? " 1975

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Postby roach » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:10 pm

your mom is strange the first seven times... BURN!!!!
she told me on the eigth time she stopped doing "the trick" because you cried like a little baby everytime. wait, was that? could that be? almost a burn? maybe?

ro"your mom's a cock!"ach

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bleagh

Postby albino rhino » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:17 am

no, not a burn... definitely not a burn... you burn free loser... HAHA

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ya know what?

Postby albino rhino » Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:56 pm

It's pretty boss having a message thread named after you... and I didn't even name it... that is awesome, I have arrived... my life is complete. Stick a huge fork in me, because I am done.

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Postby roach » Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:19 pm

i stuck a fork in your mom, if you know what I'm saying...

ro"yeah, i fucked her!!!!"ach

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Postby mere1975 » Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:24 pm

(All these jokes about Brian's mom just make me think of the sweet photo collage in the bathroom, and how great his mom must be in real life.)


- Mere "(But I still laugh)" 1975


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