Futbolito Tournament, June 3
Any of you guys in the Metroplex interested in playing? I've got 3 confirmed, but we need 4 more. We're going for the "Adult Recreational" division so there aren't great expectations. C'mon chucklenuts, you know you want to play.
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Let's put it this way.... the only time I played soccer in any kind of organized fashion, I was given the position of gaurdian.
That was in the second grade. It was years before I finally learned that there is no such position and that goalies are perfectly fine being left alone. They don't need someone to keep them company while the ball is at the other end of the field.
And I've since learned that hush puppies are inappropriate footwear for soccer.
That was in the second grade. It was years before I finally learned that there is no such position and that goalies are perfectly fine being left alone. They don't need someone to keep them company while the ball is at the other end of the field.
And I've since learned that hush puppies are inappropriate footwear for soccer.
HAHA that's funny. And it was smart teacher to at least make you think you were involved.Let's put it this way.... the only time I played soccer in any kind of organized fashion, I was given the position of gaurdian.
That was in the second grade. It was years before I finally learned that there is no such position and that goalies are perfectly fine being left alone. They don't need someone to keep them company while the ball is at the other end of the field.
And I've since learned that hush puppies are inappropriate footwear for soccer.
Ha. I was a guard when I was a little kid, too. Our team had really good offense, so there was never any action on our end of the field, anyway. When there was, though, I was always distracting the goalie and other guard with my witty repartee. They enjoyed it until the coach yelled at us. My futball skills have since improved; I actually enjoy a friendly game in the park these days, when I can. Too bad I won't be there
Last summer I took a ball point blank to the nose (no Clueless jokes, please Dalya). It was forkerific. I rule.
Actually, that may have been two summers ago. In fact, it was. No matter. It was still hardcore.
Last summer I took a ball point blank to the nose (no Clueless jokes, please Dalya). It was forkerific. I rule.
Actually, that may have been two summers ago. In fact, it was. No matter. It was still hardcore.
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My childhhood playing time consisted of following the little scrum around until the ball popped out near me and then kicking it as hard as I could in no particular direction. This kept me from getting kicked in the shins and had less running involved. I was also a terrible goalie for a while, mostly because I was usually the tallest kid on my team.
Will this strategy work for Futbolito?
Will this strategy work for Futbolito?
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Any other Futbolito takers? We've almost got a full team that actually might have some decent talent. We probably won't win much (if at all), but it'll be a serious hoot.
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Well, we kicked a lot of ass out there today. Sam even scored a goal (it still counts, even if it was an own-goal). Nearly everyone was injured in our first game against some monsters who apparently weren't aware that this thing was for fun, but we did win our first (of three) games by forfiet, so we weren't at the very bottom of our bracket.
Now, of course, I have a broken big toe on my right foot, so I'm waiting for the adrenaline to wear off and the hurting begin. At least I know how to self-medicate.
Now, of course, I have a broken big toe on my right foot, so I'm waiting for the adrenaline to wear off and the hurting begin. At least I know how to self-medicate.
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