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This could be fun (or insane)

That reminds me of something we coined "creek stomping" when I was a kid.

And I see a potential problem with this, at least for me, at the River Styx. I'm gonna be bringing up the rear with the fat kids and they expect six of us to get in a boat.

"Yeah. How about I swim the rest of the way."

Interesting, no boats in the Warrior Dash or that other one whose name I forget but nobody else signed up to run with me.