Forkers Central

As we try and refresh the Fork, methinks it would be lovely to inject some new blood into the mix (sweet, delicious blood).

I'm putting all of you on notice: coerce your friends into joining us. I know you all have friends outside of this little circle (despite a certain oath at a certain Ft. Worth event a few years back), so bring them along for the ride.

Get them in the door with how quaint and "old fashioned" the concept of a web forum is. Tell them we have impeccable taste in just about everything and they could learn from us and/or contribute to global trend-setting. Tell them that there is free beer.

Let's do this.

is there a way to send all current members an email informing them of the activity over here? maybe get some old blood back maybe a good thing.

Good idea. I will attempt to exploit the admin tools.

I would be more inclined to invite friends if I didn't have to look at your creepy cat picture....just sayin'

Imagine my joy at finding a email from The Management in my inbox this afternoon. You can be confident in knowing that your email drive brought back at least one... Glad to see you all.

Expect my full cooperation to drive the minions down the proper series of tubez of the Innerwebz to reach this parcel of scorched IP...

-Kip

Imagine my joy at finding a email from The Management in my inbox this afternoon. You can be confident in knowing that your email drive brought back at least one... Glad to see you all.

Expect my full cooperation to drive the minions down the proper series of tubez of the Innerwebz to reach this parcel of scorched IP...

-Kip

KIP!!!!!!!!

I would be more inclined to invite friends if I didn't have to look at your creepy cat picture....just sayin'

Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does...

oh my gawwwwd, justin! enough!

i tried getting some of my friends into forkers but it didn't work so great. maybe i'll ask derrick again. he's nerdy like us.

spider cat! i lovers him!

oh my gawwwwd, justin! enough!

thanks justin that's going to haunt my dreams. ugh

Back to being impressed by Kip's appearance...

KIP!!!

HI KIP!!!

oh and derrick said he'd think about it. so what this means is we should bother him on facebook until he caves. he said he has a hard time keeping up with forums but i think we can annoy him into it.

Yea Kip!

BOOOOO spider/fly/whatever creepy-ass catwhohauntsmydreams.

Hi Kip! I hope the family is as awesome as ever.

- Mere "the black eyes on spidercat remind me of the zombiefied citizens of Bon Temps from True Blood a few seasons ago" 1975