forkers credo

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What should the Forkers Credo be?

If you don't like it, go stick a fork in it!
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Don't make us get our pitchforks!
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Have fork, will travel.
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We will do anything for our beloved silvery tines.
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No fork here, no reason to be here.
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Fork fork fork fork fork fork fork fork!
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Other (Please explain below)
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Total votes: 14

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mr_j
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forkers credo

Postby mr_j » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:56 pm

every secret society needs a motto what reflects its guiding principle, right?
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Dalya
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Postby Dalya » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:14 pm

"fork you"
I myself am hell;
nobody’s here—

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James
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Postby James » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:14 pm

"fork you"
agreed.
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Postby squeezle » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:26 pm

"fork you"
agreed.
thrided. it is succinct, to the point (pun intended), and sufficiently aggressive - everything a good forker should be.

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Postby mr_j » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:00 pm

i hadn't thought of that one -- obviously.

it's fun and it's succinct....but isn't it just a little *too* obvious?
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Postby aquaphase » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:29 pm

"fork you" or "fork off" it is.
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Postby mere1975 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:52 pm

I like "fork yeah" too.

- Mere "America FORK YEAH!" 1975

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Postby roach » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:26 pm

fork on, brothers... and sisters.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:47 am

Forkin A! I'm with you fellers.

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Rebecca
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Postby Rebecca » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:40 am

I sort of like "If you can't do it with a fork, it's not worth doing."

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Postby Capricorndog » Thu May 04, 2006 11:37 pm

how about...

Don't be a dork, use a fork.

Actually, I kind of stole this from a Turkish friend of mine named Orkon who when running for student government used the slogan, "Don’t be a dork, vote for Ork".

still good though


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