Is it a fork?

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Is it a fork?

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Is it a fork?

Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:30 pm

It's called a pasta fork... but I'm not sure.

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Postby Steveums » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:35 pm

No; it's used for draining and lifting the pasta. More similar to a slotted spoon than a fork.

You can't prong anything on one of those!

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Postby squeezle » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:04 pm

way more spoony than forky

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Postby ree-ree » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:06 pm

It's a pasta spork!

I have a couple of those but I never called them anything.
I think I would call it a pasta serving utensil; that's a mouthful.
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Postby James_101 » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:25 pm

I'm pretty new to this whole fork business, but to me that’s no fork right there!
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Postby sam » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:18 pm

What were the tines are turned inward and made harmless, a complete abomination.

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Postby Rebecca » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:25 pm

This is blasphemous!

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Postby rockfan » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:33 pm

I always called the thing I have similar to that pic a "pasta server."

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Postby Dalya » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:28 am

thats the official name. pasta server.

forks dont serve, they stab. spoons serve cause theyre a bunch of suckers.

therefore its not a fork.
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Postby sam » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:35 am

pasta server sounds so noncomittal and pc, it's perfect for that emasculated half-breed of a thing.

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Postby eebs » Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:07 pm

i reckon it's the kind of thing you could smuggle into a prison, then get it sharpened up to convert it into a fork.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:36 pm

Deep within every utensil there is a fork trying to get out.

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Postby Dalya » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:46 pm

i dont know, knives are like forks' cousin ricky who've been in prison a couple of times. theyre pretty badass. i bet theyre pretty happy as knives.
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Postby Irock » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:28 pm

Ok, who voted yes?!? :evil:

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Postby Steveums » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:19 pm

thats the official name. pasta server.

forks dont serve, they stab. spoons serve cause theyre a bunch of suckers.

therefore its not a fork.
I'm still wary of spoons, as they can gouge. I'll stick with the stabbing, thanks.


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