Hitlist

[sam]

I propose we create and maintain an Official Forkers Hitlist. This list would be comprised of the public figures that represent the greatest threat to the establishment of a more fork-centric world order. We need to discuss what criteria makes someone list-worthy as well.

I would also like to nominate Jessica Simpson for the list. Entered as evidence, audio of an early pilot she participated in:

http://s54.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1JK2 ... JMUALY12AW

I hope this one speaks for itself.

[eebs]

I'd like to nominate Joe Cole of Chelsea for reasons that involve being a diving cheating mafia stooge , causing multiple cases of tourettes to break out in otherwise good upstanding members of the P04 community and because he caused fork breaking in the pub after the game.....

*waits for justin to kick some mod ass*

[aquaphase]

I'd like to nominate Joe Cole of Chelsea for reasons that involve being a diving cheating mafia stooge , causing multiple cases of tourettes to break out in otherwise good upstanding members of the P04 community and because he caused fork breaking in the pub after the game.....

*waits for justin to kick some mod ass*

Hmmm. Maybe the hitlist needs a Maidment

(and I don't mean Amy)

[roach]

celine dion. for being a canadian.
Dakota Fanning. for being a little cunt.
Mexico's national team. for being 11 cunts.

[betty brown]

carson daily for capitolizing on the little girls who still love backstreet boys by somehow obtaining his own late night talk show which totally sucks. a.k.a. being a cunt.

[sam]

celine dion

Indeed, how could Céline Marie Claudette Dion not be included? A strong candidate for the top of the list. I think we should be sure to include her super-creepy-90-year-old husband with her.

ps - yes, i love hyphens and the wikipedia ----!--!--!

[mere1975]

French Canadien = top of the tist!

- Mere "her husband is a Svengali" 1975

[betty brown]

while we're at it, barbara streissand.

[roach]

she is a whore. and could possibly be canadaian.
i want to put any man who has ever married liza minelli on the list. they creep me out.

[sam]

and Liza, of course. Although, she is so wheels-off it is impressive. Maybe she deserves her own category.

[roach]

we probably shouldn't put her in the "people I'd fuck" category

[sam]

Why? Because you wouldn't, or you don't want us to know that you would? Have you already, come on, you can say.

[roach]

if I hadn't totally fucked up the over easy eggs in the morning and she cut me and I needed so many damned stitches, i would admit to it.. but fuck, man, stitches hurt. and so does my heart.

[betty brown]

alterbridge.

[froggorino]

sheryl crow for basic lameness.

that guy who screams at the camera in the oxy clean commercials. for screamin at me.

anna nicole smith. for giving talentless ex-playboy bunnies a bad name.