FORK RELIGION

[Steveums]

(not a jab at religion)
"God in his wisdom has provided man with natural forks - his fingers. Therefore it is an insult to Him to substitute artificial metallic forks for them when eating."

From http://www.byu.edu/ipt/projects/middlea ... eFork.html

[sam]

So by Byzantine, they mean forks came from Constantinople?

"The humor is, according to Bailey, in the use of "Furcifer" as a pun, meaning fork-bearer, and also gallows-bird."

How do I change my username to Furcifer?

[mere1975]

Steveums, are you our Peter James?

- Mere "are you working on a Forker Koran??" 1975

[Steveums]

Steveums, are you our Peter James?

- Mere "are you working on a Forker Koran??" 1975

I am telling you guys, forks are going to be HUGE in 2006! Even though you know MORE about them than ME! I am the fount of ALL forky knowledge!

FORKS ARE BETTER THAN BONO
FORK U2 YEAH

only FORKS have the POWER to save this world we live in!!


is that a suitable enough impression for you?

[ree-ree]

Steveums, are you our Peter James?

- Mere "are you working on a Forker Koran??" 1975

hahaha!