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Since when are health and human performance our top priorities?

Since when are health and human performance our top priorities?

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Are we talking about a dinner theater type of performance? I can see it now, an on stage production of the Wizard of Oz with Roach as Dorthy beard and all! While they serve health food and diet soda.

i make a pretty convincing dorthy, it's the ruffles.

Are we talking about a dinner theater type of performance? I can see it now, an on stage production of the Wizard of Oz with Roach as Dorthy beard and all! While they serve health food and diet soda.

well, we do have katie's theatre troupe as forkers-in-waiting, so it seems like the master plan is finally coming together....dinner theatre every night, starring roach as dorothy...in a few months it will be Justin and Squeezle in a very bizarre version of "Grease"...

...in a few months it will be Justin and Squeezle in a very bizarre version of "Grease"...

i guess that makes me some sort of bizarro-sandra d.

...in a few months it will be Justin and Squeezle in a very bizarre version of "Grease"...

i guess that makes me some sort of bizarro-sandra d.

unless you wanted to be Danny Zuko

Ja"cross dressing is fun"mes

I'm having a hard time deciding if I'd be more bothered by the idea of Roach-as-Dorothy or Squeezle-as-Olivia. Olivia does have the ELO connection from doing Xanadu, but she still sucks soo much.

"Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, lousey with fidelity..." (is that line in the movie too, or just the play?)

I'm having a hard time deciding if I'd be more bothered by the idea of Roach-as-Dorothy or Squeezle-as-Olivia. Olivia does have the ELO connection from doing Xanadu, but she still sucks soo much.

"Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, lousey with fidelity..." (is that line in the movie too, or just the play?)

as stated, I think Justin should be Sandy D...


what would you want the lead in?

I'm having a hard time deciding if I'd be more bothered by the idea of Roach-as-Dorothy or Squeezle-as-Olivia. Olivia does have the ELO connection from doing Xanadu, but she still sucks soo much.

"Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, lousey with fidelity..." (is that line in the movie too, or just the play?)

as stated, I think Justin should be Sandy D...


what would you want the lead in?

there's currently a reality show on the air here now to pick the next sandy and danny for a production of Grease.

Ja"cross dressing is fun"mes

I like it when the fraud analyst lets his freak flag fly.


- Mere "James: more dog collar than white collar" 1975

I'd like to star in Side Show - a musical about the life and times on siamese twins Daisy and Violet Hilton (I'll play both of course) living the sweet life and looking for love under the big top. It's a real play, based on a true story and no it's not a satire. It's dead. Fucking. Serious.

Ja"cross dressing is fun"mes

I like it when the fraud analyst lets his freak flag fly.


- Mere "James: more dog collar than white collar" 1975

I read that as "Freud analysis" at first..

Fraudian slip?

I played Frenchie in HS, so I demand that part in Grease. I'll dye my hair pink!

I read that as "Freud analysis" at first..

Fraudian slip?

I read it that way three times and still didn't catch it.

Mmmmmm... beeeeer.

I would most like to play the part of Javert in Les Mis. However, I am much too short and not nearly menacing enough.