the future is here, fork-style. all i can say is damn.

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the future is here, fork-style. all i can say is damn.

Postby mr_j » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:01 am

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Postby aquaphase » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:07 am

I posted about those a while back, but I can't seem to remember on which board nor what was said about them.

Regardless, I'm a huge fan. This is exactly what people need for those damn 9-inch euro pizzas that come unsliced.

My only issue is that there is a 100% guarantee that I will hurt myself with that thing.
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Postby roach » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:21 am

I have problems eating pizza. if I had this thing I'd totally lose a finger or ball.

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Postby Irock » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:28 pm

I have problems eating pizza. if I had this thing I'd totally lose a finger or ball.
I think you're doing it wrong.

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Postby roach » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:10 pm

I have problems eating pizza. if I had this thing I'd totally lose a finger or ball.
I think you're doing it wrong.
it didn't come with instructions!!

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Postby sam » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:32 pm

My only issue is that there is a 100% guarantee that I will hurt myself with that thing.
Having the tines pivot towards you could be a problem. I think it should have a guide and an offset blade with a little scoop so that you can take a NY style pizza and make a big spiral out of it for continuous munching.

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Postby Dutch » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:50 am

This is officially the greatest thread ever.

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Postby mere1975 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:52 pm

I think it should have a guide and an offset blade with a little scoop so that you can take a NY style pizza and make a big spiral out of it for continuous munching.
Like a Yard o' Pizza?

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Postby aquaphase » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:43 pm

Mmmmm. Pizza by the foot.
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Postby sam » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:51 pm

Rotating knives, what can't they do?


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