What Forkers is...
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What Forkers is...
Almost every time I wear my Forkers shirts, I get asked the general inane question "What is Forkers?". Over the past couple of years I have pondered the correct answer to this question other than "It's rather hard to explain," or "an international conspiracy."
We Forkers are a service organization. Now, many of us may be servicing one another (badum-bum), but I think we are, indeed, a service organization. There are all the things we do to keep the alcohol industry out of the red, the thousands of countless animals that would have died of starvation had we not grilled them, and, of course, the selfless community outreach we do to help the plastic people realize just who they are.
We Forkers are a service organization. Now, many of us may be servicing one another (badum-bum), but I think we are, indeed, a service organization. There are all the things we do to keep the alcohol industry out of the red, the thousands of countless animals that would have died of starvation had we not grilled them, and, of course, the selfless community outreach we do to help the plastic people realize just who they are.
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You could argue that Forkers is an exchange program.
We've helped ship 2 Americans to England. We sponsor US/Europe cultural/travel experiences. We may import a Scotsman.
We swap regional music.
And we support ethnic food and imported beverage industries.
- Mere "Mmmm, food and beverage" 1975
We've helped ship 2 Americans to England. We sponsor US/Europe cultural/travel experiences. We may import a Scotsman.
We swap regional music.
And we support ethnic food and imported beverage industries.
- Mere "Mmmm, food and beverage" 1975
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Yes, that's it - a cultural exchange group promoting harmony and understanding that will ultimately bring about world peace! I feel so noble.You could argue that Forkers is an exchange program.
We've helped ship 2 Americans to England. We sponsor US/Europe cultural/travel experiences. We may import a Scotsman.
We swap regional music.
And we support ethnic food and imported beverage industries.
- Mere "Mmmm, food and beverage" 1975
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at lollapalooza, three people commented on my forkers shirt. the first two were just some guys who shouted "FORKERS", so I threw the fork both times and they just looked confused and i felt a bit silly.
the third was some lady at a drinks stall who said "i love your t-shirt". I decided to be honest and so I explained, "it's a drunken in-joke that's been taken way, way too far."
i kind of think this was irresponsible forkers behaviour, but i was too tired to care.
the third was some lady at a drinks stall who said "i love your t-shirt". I decided to be honest and so I explained, "it's a drunken in-joke that's been taken way, way too far."
i kind of think this was irresponsible forkers behaviour, but i was too tired to care.
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I don't know where this is. But I think it pretty much sums the spirit of forkers.
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Re: What Forkers is...
I've always considered the Forkers a combo international conspiracy/service organization, a la the Freemasons/Shriners.Almost every time I wear my Forkers shirts, I get asked the general inane question "What is Forkers?". Over the past couple of years I have pondered the correct answer to this question other than "It's rather hard to explain," or "an international conspiracy."
We Forkers are a service organization. Now, many of us may be servicing one another (badum-bum), but I think we are, indeed, a service organization. There are all the things we do to keep the alcohol industry out of the red, the thousands of countless animals that would have died of starvation had we not grilled them, and, of course, the selfless community outreach we do to help the plastic people realize just who they are.
i'm the law of the land, i got ga-ga-ga-ga-guh-guh-girls on the command
There was actual furniture burnage at the 04 pre-Xmas show, wasn't there?I don't know where this is. But I think it pretty much sums the spirit of forkers.
But no self-respecting Forker would talk like the fucking Swedish Chef.
i "der dee der, de poppin corn" rock
I don't know where this is. But I think it pretty much sums the spirit of forkers.
this is probably one of the best videos I have ever seen, thanks HIFI!
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