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a fork by any other name...

Postby mr_j » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:19 pm

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does this qualify as a fork? it's initially for garden use, and the bulbs at the top are light reflectors, but it looks like a damn fork to me!
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Postby DP 2.5 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:09 pm

It's...a light-up garden fork...for when those gnomes get a little too close to your birdfeeder. 8)

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Postby Steveums » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:47 pm

Completely fork. I mean, the pretty lights are just distraction whilst you prepare the business end for impaling.

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Postby sam » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:06 pm

I'd like to see them in forking action. They look a little prissy to me.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:00 am

The only real debate woudl be between when something is no longer a knife and becomes a fork.

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Postby NerfHerder » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:16 am

They're not forks at all.

If we closely examine the apparatus, we will see that the body is mainly one long pole. The obtrusion at the end is merely for support whilst in the ground.

By definition, a fork has to fork. Like, it's just one long pole with a side-support. Nothing forks. There's just a deviation. Totally different. Not a fork.
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