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Threadless, the amazing online tshirt store with literally craploads of awesome user-created shirts is having its annual sale. All shirts are $10. I encourage all to purchase tons!

Take this one, for example

It's not a replacement for the good ol' skull & crossforks, but I did want something with a bit more color and a better horizontal profile.

and forever shall it be immortalized

I do still have Forkers shirts available (pictured below). If you like one (only $10 + $3.50 shipping), and you are familiar with the whole Paypal thing, you can go to http://www.flamingkitty.com and use the form in the first news posting to pick your size and pay. If you don't have a Paypal account...

Well, this shizzle is finally kicking off (only a year late give or take a day), and this is pretty much all about you folks. Feel free to make this place your own. We have the "Slapdash Incongruities" section for all of the random crap that makes up the majority of your day, and all offic...