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if you were staying in dallas, i'd be able to help but i'm clueless when it comes to austin. sorry!

not doing this. i think one 5k is good enough for me. plus i don't want running to fuck too bad with my yoga challenge.

i'm registered too! whee!

definitely excited to see my improvement over last year. it'll be pretty fun.

also, why are they ignoring the entire south on this tour? annoying. i'm hoping they'll be at bonnaroo.

shockingly, i haven't. i completely forgot it came out, to be honest. i'm downloading it now.

i love the first single and am looking forward to hearing the rest of it. i do love it when they get really conceptual (the crane wife, the hazards of love) but i enjoy their more straightforward fare, too.

i don't. i hate coffee, it makes me feel disgusting. i prefer tea, decaf. even better if it's brewed directly from herbs and not from a store bought teabag. heh. i said teabag.

when was the last time you flew?

more at a ginger who once skoffffed at katie. and his kind.

hahaha that shit was RIDIC. i was like, "i'm an MLS fan" and he was like, "i feel bad for you," and i was like, "but you're a ginger?"

i'm pretty sure i'm out. i want to do the dash down greenville but i don't really want to do a 5k next week. running is murder on my body.

no, but i do want to. i'm a sucker for a ballet movie and pi and requiem for a dream are two of my favorite movies so i'll probably like it. seems that people either love it or hate it, not too much in between.

do you have any fun saturday plans?

no. please do not do that in our new microwave. thanks.

what's the last appliance you bought?

katie was at work! and katie gets shitty cell phone reception at work. also, katie has gone to spiral diner on monday more times than she can count. it's always such a bummer. in those situations, refer to cosmic cafe or kalachandji's. do you know anyone who refers to himself/herself in the third pe...

i would cook him a really yummy vegan dinner.

what are your plans for this evening?

god no! i used to use that stuff on my hair but it leaves a residue if you have hard water. it sure smells awesome, though. if it's not diluted enough, it burns my skin. that shit is intense.

what's your preferred brand of shampoo?

maybe once? it used to be a lot more but i don't go out much these days. also, restaurants cost more money than waiting for jason to steam me some broccoli.

what'd you have for dinner?

life doesn't suck and that's the saddest part of the whole thing.