Forkers Central

Always. I can't skip it.

When is the last time you threw up?

Once while on vacation in Mexico. It made my nose run.

Are you a touchy-feely kind of person?

It's Thanksgiving. You watch the parade, you eat, you watch the Cowboys. I think you pretty much covered it.

At the moment? WIRED

Does this look swollen to you?

5'5". Strawberry blonde.

When's the last time you played a drinking game?

I do.

How does your garden grow?

Benji!

Ever sunburned to the point of blisters?

His hair-do gives me ideas.

Recruit Bonnie Jo.

Favorite beast of burden?

Why am I craving frank n' beans now?

This thing is of the debil. Katie, Roach and I were up until 4 in the o'clock freakin' morning being nerds.

Sadly, it was the funnest thing I've done in a long time.

I'd be embarassed to admit what I was doing 21 years ago.

Happy Canada Day, y'all.

This is a trip seeing some of these old names!

It reminds me of graffiti I read in a bathroom in a cafe when I was a kid.

"This is a teepee for you to pee. Not a wigwam to beat your tomtom"

I didn't know what it meant and when I got back to the table I asked my grandad.
Out loud.
Out really loud.