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How would you put a smile on hifi's face?

Chicken, rice, corn on the menu tonight.

Has your office gone email crazy now everyone's back from xmas/new year break? Had a really peaceful couple of weeks until today!

Mainly self inflicted - watch the big pile of DVDs I've accumulated over the past 12 months, learn how to use a Mac, take in a game at Sutton United/ Didcot Town/Swanage & Herston Town, catch up on my reading, pass my CF2 exam and read the manual for my camera. http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/ph...

Matchbox!

What's the weather like right now where you are? (rain and fog here)

Sealegs are fine, better than my rollercoaster legs! Roughest sea I've been on was a 'Party Boat' - Ferry from Portsmouth to France, overnight on a Friday. The dancefloor would angle up one way, hold it there for a second then roll to the other side. It was more like a demolition derby as people tri...

I was expecting him to drink the tequilla through his eye - lightweight!!

I'd love a box of random stuff please!

Who was the best local band on your local scene when you were growing up?

Watching the new peepshow series. Superhans is off the crack but has accidently run to Windsor.

Have you ever gone somewhere accidently?

Ps. Still waiting on that delivery :/

Still got them. Not sure if they're fully functioning mind

Is the delivery driver due to arrive between 5 and 8pm today going to turn up in the next 40 minutes?

Cheese and marmite sandwich, hula hoops and a banana, washed down with a cool glass of lemonade.

Where are you going for your works xmas lunch?

Can't say that I do.

Do you read instruction manuals?

Never been a beer drinker but gave up alcohol for a year in 2007 and then it just carried on. Had a couple of birthday drinks last year / this year but that's been it.

How's the Christmas shopping going?

nope, sticking to the thermals!

what plans have you made for 2011?

Wasn't expecting a World Cup here with FIFA's 'demands' of a host nation and the 'interfering' media but sorry to see USA pipped at the post by Qatar. Politics and economics beat football again.

A bit sad to think I won't see a World Cup hosted here in my lifetime.

One random memory - We were on a week's holiday on the Isle of Wight in July 1976. It was the year of the drought - really hot days and nights (translates to mildly warm in Texas) and I remember running down the steps of our caravan while eating a Haunted House ice lolly (white ice lolly with a spoo...