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this could be just the excuse you are looking for.

oh yes, and remember, SMU's soccer field have no bathrooms. Whiskey will be better.

I do have a flask that can get me through the game. and I've been looking for another reason to stop drinking whiskey. screaming bad bad old man things at 18 year olds could be that thing I've been looking for. does anyone have an extra flask funnel? maybe I'll check out my local booze seller and se...

... big jackets just look odd when it's 70 outside.

That's when you stuff your pants, not your coats.

- Mere "summertime is for stuffing pants" 1975

soooooo that's what the dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince song was about!!!

where is that motherforker!??!

its walking distance from his work and now that it's cold outside it's a lot easier to sneak beers in... big jackets just look odd when it's 70 outside.

its like a third kit.

Anyone up for some college soccer on Friday? SMU ain't lookin all that good(they lost a few good players who would be good for them now, Nunez to Dallas and Kenny Cooper to Man U and some otheres I can't be bothered with now) so yeah. http://3rddegree.net/thirdindex.cfm?page=article&show=1053 th...

pretty much kicks that ass. nice one.