Forkers Central

Crash into parked cars and NEVER leave notes. HOOOAH!

Shut up. We went and found the guy who owned it.

And then KILLED HIM?

I might schedule a few more days in dallas.

Fuck you too.

i don't care if this makes me a bitch or anything, but i hate how all of the people from the "OTHER" forum are joining this one. i'd like it a lot better if they were TWO SEPERATE THINGS and not full of the same stupid shit jackasses.

fuck.

I SAID I WAS FUCKING SORRY OK.

There's this guy I know who looks like Eugene Levy. I could deal with it if he weren't painfully unfunny, and also an assjack. Fah kim.

Actually, I think branding people as terrorists for their taste in music is the way forward. We're just targeting the wrong people.

Everyone who still listens to disco will be first to the gallows.

Yesterday, whilst I was out on the river, I noticed a candidate for the best album cover ever. What a pity I didn't have a camera. Two swans, fucking in front of a church. Two minutes later, another swan had joined them and was trying to get a three-way goin' on. Little known fact: a similar situat...

I think that eebs is good.

Get down.

I check my blood sugar and I check it OFTEN.

The OVERLORD is smiling down on you today.

Well, not smiling. But he's happily grimacing. You know his way.

Yeah, I know the 'easy' definition of indie but I thought they were referring to the style. Hmmm.

I happen to think my film is pretty cool but I doubt they want me in them.

Also, I feel really bad referring to it as a film when I'm shooting and editing it digitally for some reason.

So I'm making a silent movie for a competition and I was watching what I had edited so far at school when these two girls came up behind me and told me how very indie it was. "No, that's a good thing, I love indie movies!" The thing is, I have no idea what 'indie' is supposed to mean. Anyb...

On Canada:

Imagine America if it were more British.

We have decent Indian food here, I'm told. East Indian, at least.

Where there's smoke, there's friction.

From forking, I would assume.

I'm listening to Korean folk songs and pretend I'm cultured.