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man, i blew it. i lose my touch.

did you even have a touch to lose, kumar?

i'm assuming somewhere in the low end from 0-20

what are YOU doing to help the socialist revolution?

oh come on??? are they serious? that's insane! Why do they tell us Americans we're too fat then create/serve up something like that? :roll: Seriously at 5k calories and 300 grams of fat, if someone eats that in one sitting, they'll probably die on the spot and the very least the prize t shirt won't...

you're welcome.

it was 3am, i couldn't remember how to do it. sorry.

i wanna get a hello kitty tattoo

i don't actually have the answer to that question. sorry!! XP5lz2CYNR4 someone showed this commerical to me today and it's basically confounded me. i'll hold my hand up there and say i'm pretty into korean stuff, but only because of personal history. whenever someone is like 'i looooove japan,' thou...

they're parodying shaolin soccer, which is probably one of my favourite movies of all time. it's kung fu hustle with sports!

i hope he gets to first base! If first base is shoving your hands in your pockets and slightly bobbing your head to the music while a girl stands next to you... then he totally did. tell him you heard on the news that kids are starting to have sex younger than ever and if he doesn't get some he's a...

i hope he gets to first base!

happy birthday! I found you another new look. http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/magicians/doug-henning/10044040.jpg Awww, I don't mean to squash the Roach party but that photo got me to wiki Doug Henning and I didn't know he'd died. :( Laugh if you want but I loved him when I was 14 - ...

i like an iced tea with a little bit of root beer myself

there isn't any bacon on this...?

sucide? what am i missing? even urbandictionary didn't help.

running a suicide is when you drink a mix of a bunch of different soft drinks

i didn't learn what it was called until a guy from illinois made me do one in korea