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I guess I'm only a little surprised nobody has said this one yet...

The Polyphonic Spree!

Mere, you gotta wait until Sunday to get your vouch on. And god bless Dr. Pepper. What a wonderful marketing ploy. This ranks right up there with Taco Bell's Steal a Base Steal a Taco promotion. PLUS GAS IS HALF PRICE WHAT IT USED TO BE! So I guess what I'm trying to say is maybe recessions sometime...

Look man you've gotta go with the grape tray. The DVD player will be cool for like another few years before another storage medium/Blu ray is the predominant way. The 2 gig iPod will be cool until you realize that you have to keep updating it and two gigs will never be enough to have everything you ...

Oh yeah kids are great for campaigns! Not only is it impossible to get mad at a kid wearing a political shirt (because they have no clue what it means) but they can also be used to get past that outdated personal campaign contribution limit!

I hope I'm the first and not the last to use the word AmSarahca. Sarah Palin -- no more "talking head" clips with this beauty. Every Presidential speech will be multi-camera productions with glitzy transitions and stuff like Obama had on tv this very night. It'll be like the Fireside Chats...

OH MAN IT'S HAPPENING ALREADY.

In the god damned New York Times this morning, Win or Lose, Many See Palin as Future of Party

And now she needs to take a hike. But for god's sake she's urging Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska to step down now for this (from the NY Daily News ): "The monthlong trial revealed that employees for VECO Corp., an oil services company, transformed Stevens' modest mountain cabin into a modern, two-s...

I've just never seen the point of a helicopter without a gigantic machine gun and this video only reinforces that feeling.

The world is wrong, Chris.

But if you keep quoting Talking Heads, maybe there is hope after all...

Probably about as rad as what is rumored to be Animal Collective's next cover (according to GvB)

Nice disclaimer at the end, pussies.

My non-jew grandma is voting Obama this year. She's voted straight Republican for years but for some reason she's got a thing against McCain. Hell, she even voted for Ron Paul in the primaries. Old people are the new young people.

And McCain is still all like, "We have to use the latest technology, such as the radio, to reach today's young people."

Are you going to be all mysterious like Mr. J or are you going to tell us what you do for a living now? And if it is journalism, do you wear a "PRESS" hat? I have two jobs, actually. By day, I'm an intern at Columbus' alternative newspaper, The Other Paper . At night, I do tech support fo...

I've recently graduated from college and now I'm out on my mothafuckin own. As I just moved into my new place, I went into the deal knowing I probably wouldn't have such modern amenities as television and internet service. My my, I called the company a week before I moved in and even then the earlie...