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I don't find this procedure morally just but I sure am a sucker for big eyes. Keep doing what you do, Korea! Fuck up everyone's eyes!

Archaic lunar-based celebrations ftw!

dude what?

I'd prefer something with a few more rounds in the clip. Don't want to get fucked in a pile of zombies just because you have to reload every five shots.

Did you think about 9/11 at all during the movie? I did not, surprisingly. Manohla Dargis from the New York Times did and even went so far as to call it a tacky allusion. "[The images] may make you think of the attack," Dargis said, "and you may curse the filmmakers for their vulgarit...

Gives me the yappy jappies every time.

Dems:

Edwards - 40 points
Clinton - 23
Obama - 27

I have no idea... I didn't vote for any of that "two americas" bullshit but Edwards still came out on top.

Hell yes, saw that nifty invention on Digg. Got rid of all me nasty specks 'n smudges.

ahahahahahhhaha. One for the ages, hifi.

TRAGEDY!

(Also today thousands of children died from starvation in Africa, hundreds of people were murdered and there were plenty of overdoses by people other than celebrities.)

Is nutella another one of those awesome British things that we don't have in the states or have I just been missing out?

Also plz explain the taste and texture.

I've had this response window open for a long time. I left this thing up all night and all day and now I have no idea what I'm responding to. (And no, I'm not gonna scroll down and cheat to see the other responses.) But I bet I was wishing young Meredith a happy birthday. And I was slightly belated ...

That's a guy?

there's also press credentials, but i haven't tried those out...

Oh fuck, they're like a skeleton key or a backstage pass to life. Treasure them.

Just because the ceremonies don't have any legal binding doesn't reduce the awesomeness of having an ordained minister do what he does.

In fact, the non-binding thing means everyone will want to do it. NO CONSEQUENCES WOOOOOOOOOO!