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War. Damn. Eagle.

That was one heck of a game.

I was/am a chronic daydreamer so school, in general, was not good to me. If there was a class that could hold my attention or allowed for dreams then I was straight A's. If it was something that required tedious attention... like math and science... I eeked out with a D- on the second attempt. Would...

My granny's biscuits and gravy. But regardless, those biscuits and gravy wouldn't be the same without her singing "I come to the garden alone" as she works in the kitchen.

Who do you miss?

hi-and he walks with meeee...-fi

I'm probably writing Katie a letter asking what it would take to get a really yummy vegan dinner.

What was Katie doing this past Monday at noon when I called her while standing outside of the Spiral Diner? (And why does the SpiDi have to be closed on Monday?!)

fwd: fwd: re: re: re: Have they ever!!!

Ever used Dr. Bonner's peppermint soap to wash your face?

hi-that'llwakeyouupinthemornin!-fi

That reminds me of something we coined "creek stomping" when I was a kid. And I see a potential problem with this, at least for me, at the River Styx. I'm gonna be bringing up the rear with the fat kids and they expect six of us to get in a boat. "Yeah. How about I swim the rest of th...

Yea.

Do you do your own stunts?

Funny you should ask. I just bought tons of "natural" sodas for New Year's Day. I haven't had a soda in over a year now and I'm binging for one day only and then I'm giving it up for another year. I'm also giving up the alkie for a year except for two particular days. So, to answer your qu...

The EXIT through the gift store.

Strawberry or Orange soda?

A black bean patty sammich from Which Wich.

Have you ever whittled anything of significance?

In a cabin in Beavers Bend, OK.

How are your sea legs?

A Charlie Brown Christmas. Linus' monologue puts a lump in my throat every time.

Were you ever in a christmas play? What part did you play?

Yes. The Vaccines.
Very old school.

Ever been in a real fist fight?

Hopefully a record player. But I won't be holding my breath.

You is your most extraordinary average attribute?