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I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YA PEW PEW PEW

ok so let me get something straight. the media is somehow sexist when they report things without going "one step further" to get the facts, yet she won't let them interview her like ever. what is this like her 3rd interview? HEY CUNT GO BACK IN YOUR FUCKING CAVE AND STOP MAKING WOMEN LOOK ...

THIS JUST IN: anonymous bloggers are better than the sources fox "news" uses. they usually go find an 8 year old on the street and just go off whatever he says. that's pretty much how it goes. also she used a BIIIG word. absurd. "it's quite absurd. lol. absurd. y'know, i saw that on a...

HOLY SHIT THERE ARE RUMORS ABOUT A POLITICIAN?!?!?!1 poor sarah palin people are talking about her family. well guess what. that's what you get when you're a POLITICIAN. especially one who was running for vice president of the u.s. why don't you suck it up you fucking baby. god damn i can't stand th...

tenderoni by chromeo

edit: yeah i totally meant p.y.t. by michael jackson.

that's me in the corner
that's me in the spotlight

(easy one)

my resolution for o-nine is to break my addiction to caffeine.

*drinks like ten cokes before midnight*

my arm is about to fall off because i played wii bowling for like 9 hours. merry christmas.

watching these really takes me back. i had both of these on tape. i watched them NON STOP (sometimes when it wasn't even xmas) and makes me go OMG IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMASSSS.

do you support this regulation, j? if so i would like to know why. and i would like to know what benefit it serves to society. and i want to know if it's what jesus would do.

JEALOUS

don't you know it's what jesus would do. y'know, denying people their rights to healthcare and stuff. oh yeah and bailing out big business and hating on gay people and every minority group ever. yeah. it's what jesus would do, guys. jesus loves haters.

GEORGE W. BUSH: GOD'S PRESIDENT

not. The Bush administration today issued a sweeping new regulation that protects a broad range of health-care workers -- from doctors to janitors -- who refuse to participate in providing services that they believe violate their personal, moral or religious beliefs. The controversial rule empowers ...

the pres has got some good reflexes.

what a fucking asshole

"i made a robot that can clean my toilet and feed me food SHE IS THE PERFECT WOMAN!!!!1"