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This is officially the greatest thread ever.

dammit, how could they? I'll play monopoly with you in the summer.

Sorry to be a thread hijacker, but what's the deal? Are you coming to Austin or not? There's not enough to see in Dallas to take up two whole weeks.

...or is there?

Luckily, James, I believe we are over the draft age-limit.

That is, until all the younguns are killed off fighting Eurasia and Oceania.

I'll play monopoly with you, but it won't be any fun because you'll lose.



...oh yeah, lol.

He calls it a bargain, considering it is a meal and a dessert in one.

dyketard.

"I'm gone hitchu witcha own pimp!!"

I acutally really liked the shortened version of that commercial (without the "neat/sweet"-rhyming bit), especially the monkey cop. I'm all about primate authority. The part that creeped me out was at the end when the cookie burst out from behind the logo/banner and shouted "Oi!"...

Why not have paris hilton play nico? Admit it: you only said that so that I would publicly agree with the notion, even though it was obviously intended as a joke, didn't you? In fact, I think Paris should play Nico AND Moe Tucker, and I also think William Hung could make a uniquely convincing go at...

The Road Leds Where It's Led worked as a single.

21.188!!

Great. Just what I need, another internet addiction.

This game is awesome!!

On second thought, it'd probably look more like this....

Oh, that is just deliciously twisted.

That video was the first thing I saw this morning (okay, 3pm). I cried a little when the blocks fell, but while one eye was welling up with tears of sorrow and empathy, the other poured forth tears of laughter: pure SCHADENFREUDE (is that really how that's spelled?). Plus, that guy's reaction sucked...

Still, that sure is a pretty driveway.