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Drink some more (insert shot of Jamesons), proposed marriage......she said yes!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mr. and Mrs. Analog Doom!

CONGRATULATIONS!!

- Mere ":D:!:" 1975

brown and sea foam green.

Ooooooh yeah, brown and any pastel.

- Mere "blue, pink, yellow, orange, green, whichever" 1975

Wasp performs roach-brain-surgery to make zombie slave-roaches

I thought this would be an article about Jason Roach's undergraduate years at SMU. . .

- Mere "w.a.s.p." 1975

And the original image:



- Mere "great portrait!" 1975

I mean seriously. I'm really freaked out at the odds of my friend in England choosing a show from when I was 17 years old to post here. . . when I only went to two "cool" indie concerts my whole time in Chicago. (The other was Blur at the Vic Theatre.) - Mere "weird, weird, weird, wei...

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I WAS AT THAT LUSH SHOW!!!!!!!!

I'm totally going to listen to that at home. . .

- Mere "what are the chances???" 1975

I think that kind of faux-reality-cringe-comedy is wonderful when it's surrounded by genuinely funny stuff. (e.g., The Office and Curb Your Enthusiasm)

But when it's just cringeworthy and not funny, it's so painful.

- Mere "and I like Lisa Kudrow" 1975

I think Comeback on HBO was ten times more dismal than Joey.

OUCH.

It's true.

- Mere "it was soooooooo bad" 1975

. . . and he was a dancer???

- Mere "I'd rather listen to Peanut Butter Jelly Time than his PopoZao song" 1975

So, let me get this straight.

Dalya and Steve both like that shitty Humps song?

- Mere "oh my, I try not to get judgmental about catchy pop songs, but this one is the WORST of all time in my opinion -- up there with that 'Wasn't Me' shit" 1975

I wish I had been wearing noise-canceling headphones the day my cubicle neighbors spent 20 minutes discussing their canker sores. - Mere "the same way my neighbors wished they were wearing them today when my friends and I discussed the mass on my face -- zit, spider bite or spider nest?" 1...

Hi dub-dub-dub-dot-tom!

- Mere "wee twiddley flute" 1975

They should be the Houston Lift-offs.

Or the Houston Launch Codes.

- Mere "or the Houston Killer Humidity Indices" 1975

I haven't given the rest of the album a fair shake or much listening time because I enjoy Razorblade and You Only Live Once so much.

- Mere "I'm like a toddler obsessed with those songs right now" 1975

You can't possibly mean that

Oh, but I do, dear Steveums. I do.

- Mere "which song do you like -- the Strokes' or the Black Eyed Peas'?" 1975