Forkers Central

is it just me or does this song have a touch of Sporkness to it?

friend of mine in chicago got paid 75K for a 30-second clip of incidental music for Apple Computers. With that check he could tour the country with his band, which would put them in the black and he wound up making most of his investment back. Took him all of two hours to write. I'd like a job that ...

...i'm gonna stop eating human food!

one day a student came into my office, and she had been drawing and working on a poster with a blue felt-tipped pen, so her hands were blue. i said, 'looks like you're turning into a smurf!"

she looked at me puzzled. "What's a Smurf, Mr. Kyle?"

the bacon stein, filled with melted cheese:

i shoulda done that before i shaved mine off

mr 'dudewithoutbeardwantingtogetanewjob' j

pedals one LIVES

its an easter miracle!

wot is wrong with fuzzy teats? god must not have had a problem with 'em, cuz humans are the only ones without 'em!


mr 'jess sayin is all' j

Mere, is this your kind of thing?

look at 1:07

some videos for James (and the rest of you, too)

happy birthday senor del norte!

did you do it with charm and aplomb?

aplomb will get you everywhere, baby.

mr "it's true" j

breaks my heart.

All I can think is, "Why the F did he have to use Comic Sans?!!!"

- Mere "it's neither a comic nor an ad for a daycare center, so don't use it" 1975

So would you rate and/or choose your daycare based upon the use of Comic Sans?