Forkers Central

it's the fork of the north.

i just really want to eat some pork. i think i may fry some bacon for lunch. man, that would be good.

I'll know more later. going with mom and I think we're meeting my cousins and aunt before the show.

can never get too much of the don and mere.

ro"sam requests that he now be called "the don""ach

your mom is strange the first seven times... BURN!!!!

she told me on the eigth time she stopped doing "the trick" because you cried like a little baby everytime. wait, was that? could that be? almost a burn? maybe?

ro"your mom's a cock!"ach

http://www.epiclylaterd.com/contents.html

this guy shot/shoots for thrasher, now he's photo editor for Vice Magazine. He shoots a lot of nothingness that passes the time at work.

http://www.viceland.com is good too.

Who's in for this?
I would put here where I'm sitting, but I'm still trying to figure out what I did with my tickets. Thinking I know where they are, but I'm at work and they're at home.

he's only sorry because he screams my name when he makes that sweet love to his lady friend. it's only strange the first 7 or 8 times.

soup good. mmmmm.

and sam is now just known as "the don".

you'll learn soon enough. if he would stop "painting" his "studio" and get on the damned computer.

dooo it... DOOO IT!

kick ass.
going to lunch at 3, pick up my pint.
you want me to swing by the station of mockingbird to pick you up?

Justin, you in??

i think he was talking about the Lucifer of smileys, AKA the good side of

ummm...i hope

he was and so was I

Just wanted to add one more quote box.

- Mere "let's hear it for Twitchy: " 1975

to and quote boxes galore!

I slept on his mom!!!

OHHHHH BUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!

so, who's going to this. we can scream out in whiskey slurs "YOU AIN'T NO REAL UNIVERSITY!!!! SAM'S AUNST SAYS SO!!!!"

Then we high five and say awesome and fuck yeah.

by 15,000,0000.

that's what we call a whole bunch.

flowers are pretty.