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From what I've been hearing about the current dustup over politicians' "expenses" over there, this might just be the perfect time for the Monster Raving Loony party to step right up! However, this part worried me a bit: Politicians are Shocked Politicians to be fitted with electric shock c...

*cough* Harry Potter spoilers *cough* *cough*

Touche, my friend.

Sy "or as the kids say nowadays, you got pwned" bil

Oh, dear, there are some hopeless nerds here! Just so you know, hardly anything in this movie is actually possible, so quibbling about the details is really odd to me. You've already accepted the unlikely scenario of space travel, time warping, Starfleet, Vulcans, and most unbelievable of all, Beast...

Ah, children. You just can't beat the classics.

The scary thing is though, it would be much easier for Texas to do it than any other state. I think it's just a lot of bravado at this point... No, it would be equally IMPOSSIBLE for Texas to secede as any other state. As long as there is a United States, Texas will be part of it. Ironically enough...

Well, we went to the teabagging party here in Denton, and it made me lose the will to live. And the hypocrisy, well, it was completely overwhelming. My favorite sign along those lines "Dissent is Patriotic". Something tells me that guy didn't feel that way when it was Natalie Maines doing ...

That man is such an absolute embarrassment that I'm actually looking forward to voting in a REPUBLICAN primary for the sole purpose of getting him out of here. But didn't his hair look nice?

Sy "I'm a little bit scared of Republicans when they gather in significant numbers...and vote" bil

ergo

And look at you, speaking Latin! Why do you hate America? Do you want the terrorists to win?

Sybil

Roger Ebert was always my favorite. He may have lost the ability to speak, but he still has a powerful voice.

Sybil

Now THAT'S funny. And brilliant.

Bumping this back up. I just got an email alert from NARAL (yes, I'm a dork) and Obama is rescinding this regulation. Hoo-fuckin-ray!

Sybil

When I was a kid, adding a splash of pickle juice to the standard suicide mix was all the rage. Strange, but as I recall it was pretty tasty.

Sybil

Personally, I think this is a terrible idea for Six Flags. Just a money grab that will in all likelihood backfire on them. Mark my words, the next time you hear a story about an accident or injury on a ride at the park, and there will be a next time, the words "alcohol was involved" will b...

Well Mere, it could be worse news - you're getting a severance package consisting entirely of Citigroup stock. Good luck with that whole job thing, it's kinda scary out there.

Great news on the gig, Jan. Have fun!

Sybil

I love YOU Jen. That's freakin' awesome!

Sy "blam!" bil